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Nyotaimori is the Japanese tradition of eating sushi off a perfectly still, naked woman’s body.
The sushi is either served on an actual naked woman or is served in form of a shape of naked woman (a mannequin) which is entirely made up of sushi and other edible food items.
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Alright, class, we’re going to talk about Gossip. Now, a lot of you must think Gossip isn’t a huge deal. How could Gossip be as grievous a sin as, say, murder or homosexuality?
accidentally selling your soul to satan by not reading terms and conditions
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Apply water to burned area.
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Remember when Stitch took Aladdin’s girl?
Really? I thought it meant bark
